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“And,when you want to truely see the world, all the world conspires in helping you achieve it.”

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Drilling For Facts
Creepy Nazi Dentist: Is it safe?
Ed: I don't know what you mean. I can't tell you something's safe or not, unless I know specifically what you're talking about.
Creepy Nazi Dentist: Is it safe?

Ed: Tell me what the "it" refers to.
Creepy Nazi Dentist: Is it safe?
Ed: Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it.


Generation RX

I took a bite out of the Apple, the forbidden fruit for so long and bought an iPhone. Is that PC?
I remember in Starbucks back in Third World America USA , some barista in Santa Monica freaked out when he saw me using a G1 google android in 2OO8. He rolled his eyes and  called me a Republican,( the Daddy Party).  Is that a bad thing?

 My English teacher from Comsewogue High School, GW Stroud wrote on my facebook page,  after I went public with my endorsement for ¨Today I voted for Mac¨, advising me to go all the way, buy a Hybrid, get a perscription for medical marajuana and join the Mommy Party, the Democrats.

¨¨I know both sides because I am both sides¨¨
---Thus Spake  FriEDrich REIF Nietzsche
Android users are mostly guys. iPod touch owners are overwhelmingly young. And people who carry iPhones are way more likely to lust after an iPad.
After all,  landlines are places, and cell phones people. In fact, my phone is not so phoney anymore- It does just about everything else but make a simple  phone call-- at least  here in foreign ports of call.
 In the shootout at the I´m ok, you´re ok corral- the iPhone verses Google Showdown, Google, I have decided to see other people, but like >Arnold, I´ll be back.
Well, here is the police caution tape that I am about to break. WWSS? What would Sade say---Is it a crime?

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